Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis... - FML

By oh my son - 23/12/2012 06:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

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By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

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Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Young love

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 17:02

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Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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TMI!!

By mystupidson - 31/08/2011 03:30 - United States

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Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

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rott3n 6

Sunday 23 December 2012 16:36

Age or length?

zombieslayer83 19

Sunday 23 December 2012 16:37

I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.

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jarrodr91 5

Monday 24 December 2012 14:30

That's actually really normal at that age

dogger2001 6

Monday 24 December 2012 15:19

u shoulda jumped right in and laughed when they loose. well unless ur the mom

sugoine 12

Monday 24 December 2012 21:16

Once they find it as babies, they never stop playing with it-and that includes comparing...

dannykilljoy 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 4:09

Ok that's pretty normal for 6 year olds.

anthony21597 2

Saturday 29 December 2012 19:36

Hey I am straight but I have sized up before nothing wrong with that unless the other guy gets a boner

BassOvercast 1

Wednesday 2 January 2013 6:07

That's not really all that unusual, weird or bad. Just be glad it wasn't a much older brother going through puberty.

ashtaru 3

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:47

normal behaviour at that age, relax.

grammarie 1

Friday 4 January 2013 6:57

Why is this an issue? Kids don't have the same taboos, they're just curious. Speak to them at some point about not letting anyone take advantage of them, or vice versa, and they'll be right.

SadWIZARD123 1

Thursday 21 March 2013 20:23

were they using metric units or what

pie_flavor 16

Friday 5 July 2013 8:41

This is worse than the one about the handjob.

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