Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis... - FML

By oh my son - 23/12/2012 06:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

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By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

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Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Young love

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 17:02

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Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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TMI!!

By mystupidson - 31/08/2011 03:30 - United States

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Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

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rott3n 6

Sunday 23 December 2012 16:36

Age or length?

zombieslayer83 19

Sunday 23 December 2012 16:37

I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.

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lolalola47l 8

Sunday 10 November 2013 3:43

lol

Aero_x 21

Monday 25 August 2014 15:00

at least they were just comparing sizes and not anything you had to nip in the bud!

JessicaGrewal 22

Monday 16 March 2015 19:53

Oh god. What has this world become.

NickACD 27

Tuesday 5 May 2015 2:15

The thing is why would they be comparing size unless they know what it's for

ferbi 13

Sunday 1 November 2015 17:45

It is perfectly normal and healthy. as long as your son understands that there are things he can't do in public (which may require some understanding talks) then everything is fine and he is developing normally.

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Today, I have a doctor’s note confirming that I'm high risk for Covid and should only work from home. My boss still demands I come to the office, even though the only person I meet there is the guy who sterilizes the door handles. FML

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Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

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Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML

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Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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Today, I found out I received a "D" on my ethics exam, not because I did not know the information or did not follow the correct guidelines for writing the moral arguments, but because according to my professor my moral values are wrong. FML

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