Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis... - FML

By oh my son - 23/12/2012 06:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

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By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

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Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Young love

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 17:02

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Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

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Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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TMI!!

By mystupidson - 31/08/2011 03:30 - United States

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Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

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rott3n 6

Sunday 23 December 2012 16:36

Age or length?

zombieslayer83 19

Sunday 23 December 2012 16:37

I hope your son won. And remember they are 6, they don't see anything wrong with it.

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Steffi 26

Sunday 23 December 2012 21:01

I doubt they view penis length as anything different to overall height or shoe-size. It's just curiosity.

matteodi 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 21:23

Pornstars in the making

DumbingOfAmerica 9

Sunday 23 December 2012 21:40

Well, it's not like they were having masturbating contests.

asktherunes 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 21:58

They start so young & continue throughout their lives !!!!!!

Nanael_fml 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 22:33

Well I think it'd be more awkward if the were teenagers

TheWorldGreatest 8

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:05

Who won ?

notepie 6

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:06

What is the world teaching our kids!?!

Cali_Italian 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 10:21

"The world" isn't to blame for innocent curiosity. To them, comparing the size of their penises is just as innocent as you or I comparing the colour of our hair. This isn't a recent development either. Children have been playing doctor and other such games since before you or I were born and will continue to play them well after we die.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:37

That's relatively normal behavior, actually. Doesn't necessarily mean anything.

b_rad_fml 4

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:42

Um, sorry, but that's 100% completely and totally NATURAL! That's what little boys will do. Now, if they're making sexual comments at the same time, then you got something to worry about.

Bright_Lights 14

Sunday 23 December 2012 23:47

That is what kids do at that age... Stop being a stupid over-protective parent and let him live his childhood.

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Today, I met my favourite singer, but when she signed my CD, the marker was out of ink. By the time I realised there was no signature, she was already gone. FML

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