Kids: Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 04:09

Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML

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Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By oldmama728 - 28/04/2011 11:07

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

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By Seriously - 15/06/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

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By JT - 12/04/2011 14:19 - Canada

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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Cookiimonstr 12

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:40

Not gonna lie, I have similar priorities.

Zatert 20

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:33

Maybe he can get a job at Sea World?

Comments

username5273 9

Sunday 10 July 2016 7:05

Discipline

AverageAvarice 23

Sunday 10 July 2016 10:26

Goals. I have a job, and this seems way cooler.

Shmatterhorn 38

Sunday 10 July 2016 10:50

Time to get Little Nemo to go out and get a job. You do not have to kick him out of the house, but he needs to be more responsible for himself.

Scootythedog 17

Sunday 10 July 2016 15:12

You must be sooo proud

TheLostCauseFML 40

Sunday 10 July 2016 15:58

Goals.

Goblin182 26

Sunday 10 July 2016 18:25

YDI, you raised him.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 10 July 2016 18:31

If he's 22, and unwilling to get a job, it's time to stop letting him be a freeloader and kick him out. Some kids are still living at home at that age, but they at least have a job and try - it's just hard to make ends meet these days. Time to put your foot down.