Miscellaneous: Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft... - FML

By billjoebob424 - 19/03/2016 01:18 - Canada - Erin

Today, I walked in on my younger cousin trying to find Minecraft porn. FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:05

What a square.

seemetrot_fml 16

Saturday 19 March 2016 20:04

That has to be a thing. I'm sure lots of people would enjoy it.

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annoyedperson 25

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:46

I never understood what the big deal is about ****

jackthekeeper 24

Saturday 19 March 2016 21:53

I bet it's all blocked

Dorminion 13

Sunday 20 March 2016 1:04

I see what you did there

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Saturday 19 March 2016 22:13

I didn't even know that that was a thing. O.o

ConfusedCat 11

Saturday 19 March 2016 22:18

You should get a parental block.

Anonymous8297 5

Saturday 19 March 2016 22:27

"Today, my older cousin walked in on me trying to find Minecraft ****. FML"

CrazyCatLady 19

Saturday 19 March 2016 22:29

definitely got to start somewhere

jellybean1996 7

Saturday 19 March 2016 22:45

But the real question is, did your younger cousin find it?

kowsee 22

Saturday 19 March 2016 22:50

Outcome?

EmperorPalpatine 19

Saturday 19 March 2016 22:52

Well creepers do look like walking penis.....

hoosiergirl94 31

Saturday 19 March 2016 23:00

Now I'm wondering if that's a real thing

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Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML

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