Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking...

By uggo - 29/03/2011 17:12 - United States

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

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Same thing different taste

By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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Ewwww

By jamblasticus - 09/05/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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You deserved it 9 222

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 364

By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 4 942

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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You deserved it 89 325

By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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You deserved it 4 455

By anonymous - 15/06/2019 02:25

Today, while I was walking along the sidewalk, someone passed by and said, "Tuck that nose in." FML

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You deserved it 160

ViolentBears 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 20:10

I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.

PrittyinPit 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 20:10

It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D

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Nipsy101 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:37

#87 just made my day:)

Saleena_ 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:52

Ha-ha. That sucks. It also sucks that you care what a stranger thinks of you.

soamund 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:29

well he had to stop picking his nose sometime, probably just a coincidence

sunnysurfchick 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 9:48

gosh, even the physco nose picker didn't like you. Have you tried makeup?

xyz700 5

Wednesday 30 March 2011 15:00

That Blows. I like your diction, though!

lizliz23 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 4:52

2 me u just sound petty

jumpshot23 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:45

the name Meg Griffen comes to mind!

saturnsonic 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 23:12

I want to date you!

sincerely331 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 8:34

Why was he "Violently" picking his nose?? I mean how deep was that damn booger!

andre5006 2

Sunday 3 April 2011 1:03

Wedding ring maybe

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Same thing different taste

Ewwww

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