By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
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anniemeece 23

Why the hell would you be "examining and admiring it"? That's just disgusting!

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citybeats 0

Being in your car alone =/= invisibility.

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anniemeece 23

Why the hell would you be "examining and admiring it"? That's just disgusting!

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Because the nose picking in the first place isn't disgusting as it is.

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EasilyUnamused 2

Don't act like you've never done it before.

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superboboboi 0

i take a few moments to admire mine too. sprcially the big random colored ones

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OttersOtters 0

http://www.prizerebel.com/index.php?r=3915

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TheSuitGuy 0

FYL indeed. You just found out you're a psycho, and need help, NOW

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Bloodknight 22

Sick. YDI for "examining and admiring" it. I mean come on WTF...

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plexico 3

He probably thought you were going to hog that beauty all to yourself.

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

If you would of said "Right after I ate it, i noticed the owner of my company staring in complete revulsion." I would've lol'd

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kukopia 0

You're a peon. The owner doesn't know you, much less know you work for him. Shoulda flicked it on his car and laughed in his face.

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RataBlanca 0

Maybe the company is rather small, and the owner knows who his employees are.

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kukopia 0

I already said the Co owner doesn't know him.

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