By uggo - 29/03/2011 17:12 - United States

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
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ViolentBears 0

I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.

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PrittyinPit 0

It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D

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Nymphanora 0

I really don't think it should bother you that someone who picks their nose doesn't appear to be "into you"..

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guppy40000 0

let the hot girls date the nasty guys. Leaving the good shit for us average chicks.

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Beowulf209 5

ain't nothing wrong with average ladies.

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clarissa_Gyall 0

that's aight!! just do the pretty girl rock like me!!! lol but seriously he was just being a jerk. foegetta bout it :D PEACE!!

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RedPillSucks 31

no, no, no! You're suppose to pick their nose seductively....

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MasterE56 4

thanks for stating the obvious..

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silver_85 0

isn't that a good thing? so now you know not to shake his hand, while the so called "pretty" one could potentially get a handful of booger! how doesn't this work in your favor? would you rather people like that notice you?

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cocoapebbles 0

That was the beginning of his mating ritual. Much like how a peacock spreads it's feathers he was spreading his nostril for you.

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