By scrotumscratcher - 25/07/2013 05:20 - United States - Wausau

Today, I walked into an elderly man's room in the hospital I work to give him his food. After he struggled to sit up, I noticed his hand move down towards his crotch. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "I have to do this to my scrotum because it gets sweaty and sticks to my leg." FML
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iamabamf 17

After reading all of your comments, I'd just like to verify that I'm only 15. I've been working at the hospital for about two weeks now. I did help him sit up, with the help of another CNA. I certainly laughed it off, but I didn't actually think this was going to be posted! :)

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Debragga99 6

I guess you could say he had the... balls to say it!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Let me get this straight, you watched him struggling to sit up (without apparently helping him out) and then you got offended because he is having natural body issues? I don't think the hospital is the right place for you to work OP...

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Enslaved 36

"To the window, to the wall, To the sweat drop down my balls To all these bitches crawl To all skeet skeet ************ all skeet skeet god damn"

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worldclassrager 39

I wonder at times what elderly people think...but I guess that's what he does...

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perdix 29

At least he didn't ask you to free his huevos from his leg with your spatula. "Over easy" would never be the same.

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oddball1972 10

This happens to all guys Not just the old and sick lol

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lectricpharaoh 9

Well, all guys except maybe Lance Armstrong.

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123man 11

Maybe he's not used to it because he wears briefs when he's not in the hospital. I would be the same way. Briefs prevent that!

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Virtual_BS 13

Did you at least bring him a tub with water so he could wash his hands before he eats?

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