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By BakedBat - 21/02/2014 04:10 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 11:01

Today, I saw a bat in a cabinet. I slammed the cabinet as hard as I could, which knocked the bat off the door and got its head stuck between the two doors, decapitating it. Its two beady eyes were judging me. I haven't even had my coffee yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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Goodbye Rémy…

By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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If the shoe fits…

By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML

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tyler_mcdolan 10

Friday 21 February 2014 10:57

Why would it even be necessary to kill it?

Musiclover1482 9

Friday 21 February 2014 10:57

Why not just capture it and release it outside?? It would be less messy and more humane..

Comments

Ben009 13

Friday 21 February 2014 14:21

If she was able to get it into the oven I'm sure she could have be able to put it outside. Crazy Bitch

jaylacheatham 7

Friday 21 February 2014 14:26

I admit I would of totally freaked out if I saw a bat in my house... But would of never catched it and put it inside the oven. I would of just locked myself in a room w/o the bat and called animal control.

salman_albalushi 19

Friday 21 February 2014 14:30

Holy bat!!

Lil_Red777 21

Friday 21 February 2014 14:31

Your roommate is an idiot and a monster.

PurelyCanadian 18

Friday 21 February 2014 14:31

That's disgusting and cruel. Why would it even need to be killed in the first place?

jorgsan 10

Friday 21 February 2014 14:39

I wonder if she ate it as well

ahh_rats 15

Friday 21 February 2014 14:41

Ok so I'm assuming you don't have windows lol, what's happened to common sense these days

donkinator 24

Friday 21 February 2014 14:53

400 degrees of ****** up... this is the reason people have windows. it's a horrible thing to do to any animal, i am disgusted.

SuperStormCindy 8

Friday 21 February 2014 15:03

You're roomate is a disgusting human being and should be ashamed of herself. Let's put her in a freaking oven at 400° and see how her dumb ass likes it.

cylebendewald 7

Friday 21 February 2014 15:05

Is your roommate a big fan of Ozzy?

Wakachulak 22

Friday 21 February 2014 15:26

Not to defend Ozzy or anything, but that bat died relatively quickly and painlessly. This one was not so lucky.

cylebendewald 7

Friday 21 February 2014 16:08

I know that but it was an attempt at some humor being every other single comment is how cruel it is. I know its cruel but as many comments about it as there are i believe everyone gets the point.