Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely...

By BakedBat - 21/02/2014 04:10 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 11:01

Today, I saw a bat in a cabinet. I slammed the cabinet as hard as I could, which knocked the bat off the door and got its head stuck between the two doors, decapitating it. Its two beady eyes were judging me. I haven't even had my coffee yet. FML

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Community cat squad

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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Goodbye Rémy…

By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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If the shoe fits…

By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML

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tyler_mcdolan 10

Friday 21 February 2014 10:57

Why would it even be necessary to kill it?

Musiclover1482 9

Friday 21 February 2014 10:57

Why not just capture it and release it outside?? It would be less messy and more humane..

Comments

davincidasecond 24

Friday 21 February 2014 23:40

I hope you slapped the shit out of her. Because I would've.

laserlady7 14

Friday 21 February 2014 23:43

Why was this horrible post even published? Not funny at all.

laserlady7 14

Friday 21 February 2014 23:49

Why was this horrible post even published? It's sickening.

hickeyboy42 11

Friday 21 February 2014 23:59

Oven roasted bat? Mmmmm

Blink_me26 21

Saturday 22 February 2014 0:12

That is so ******* cruel

NYM88 26

Saturday 22 February 2014 0:18

That's not how you kill a vampire silly! Next time throw it out the window on a bright sunny day.

notanass21 1

Saturday 22 February 2014 0:29

Wow you just killed batman. Also killing small animals is considered psychotic. P.S. I can't spell haha

free_a_nipper 11

Saturday 22 February 2014 0:59

Next step boiling bunnies, watch out!!

ninabrown 6

Saturday 22 February 2014 2:20

change roommate and save bats

Razi_tail 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 2:40

That is illegal as hell! Seriously, your roomate should be turned in to the police for that. Most bat species are a threatened species because of a fungus killing the populations!