Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely...

By BakedBat - 21/02/2014 04:10 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 11:01

Today, I saw a bat in a cabinet. I slammed the cabinet as hard as I could, which knocked the bat off the door and got its head stuck between the two doors, decapitating it. Its two beady eyes were judging me. I haven't even had my coffee yet. FML

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Community cat squad

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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Goodbye Rémy…

By Tough guy - 04/09/2021 23:00

Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

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If the shoe fits…

By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML

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tyler_mcdolan 10

Friday 21 February 2014 10:57

Why would it even be necessary to kill it?

Musiclover1482 9

Friday 21 February 2014 10:57

Why not just capture it and release it outside?? It would be less messy and more humane..

Comments

curt194 10

Friday 21 February 2014 19:35

Wtf was your roommate even thinking?!

rivaraven 35

Friday 21 February 2014 19:40

Oh god, this is terrible..

hillbilly254 1

Friday 21 February 2014 19:51

Interesting way to handle a bat. I've found tennis rackets work well. Oven wouldn't even have made the top 100 on my list.

MaryPoppins88 14

Friday 21 February 2014 20:05

Wow that's animal cruelty what a horrible person if they were able to catch it and put it in the oven why not let it go outside? I sure hope this person doesn't reproduce more idiots.

RedFoxRosie 9

Friday 21 February 2014 20:05

Wow. Just... What the hell... Burning animals alive? Not cool. What an asshole. Poor bat.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 21 February 2014 20:07

Catch it and out it outside...or if you really want to kill it just kill it outside at least...

i_h8t_everything 12

Friday 21 February 2014 20:09

This girl takes vampires pretty seriously!

Omniprism 14

Friday 21 February 2014 20:19

Why not just open the window. I'm mad she killed an innocent creature.

Scynistr 20

Friday 21 February 2014 20:40

I know the smell.. It is just awful.. My cousin and I were chasing a chipmunk out of his house and we didn't see it run under the stove.. They cooked their supper.. And the chipmunk.. House smelled for 2 weeks.

allplayedout 20

Friday 21 February 2014 20:47

Jesus Christ, that poor bat! Your ******* roommate sounds like a class A twat. That's one of the worst ways I can think of to kill any animal, especially when if she chased it into the oven so easily she could've also chased it outside.