By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

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Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

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Fernando83 19

The shit bandit strikes again. I hope you get a new desk.

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circlelranch69 1

I call bullshit

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saint_josephine 6

like a boss?? anyone? :)

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