By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17

People get so bitter but you know what OP, you got the promotion and dererved it so congrats to you. :)

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Wizardo 33

Office warming present and it looks like someone else was trying for the promotion too... straining for it in fact.

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notme444 8

Shit on Debra's desk LIKE A BOSS Lol lonely island fans in your office??

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wobbley 9

You should just swallow your sadness and send some faxes.

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Darthbane2007 17

I guess you can call this a Shitty Situation!

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grunt_fml 17

This is when you yell stuff about DNA tests and start to observe who never leave empty cups standing around or throw away used chewing gums or handkers anymore.

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False_Stupidity 41

I'd consider reporting the incident to your boss, I'm sure there are CCTV cameras around and if they can find who dunnit, they will be in deep shit.

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Kukironosuke 16

Who cares whats on your desk? Hey! You got a promotion! Tomorrow, that will have been cleaned off and it will be in the past, but you'll still have that new job

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