By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
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tootsie68 22

Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...

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Evilpirate 10

Poor mr. Teddy bear :(

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SaltukBugraHan 8

If you truly love someone, you'll learn to let your brother hump them senseless.

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Nanael_fml 4

I find that rather creepy for him to go in your room and perform such an act with your Teddy I'd really hate to think what he was fantasizing about

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RedPillSucks 31

I'll say it. He was fantasizing about his sister.

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SApprentice 34

It's possible he wasn't doing anything to it with his penis. The FML says that he was violating the teddy bear- he could have just been immaturely poking at its crotch area or something like that.

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schalk 12

OP was being subtle. He's 15 - give him 2 popsicle sticks and a rubber band and he'd find a way like some perverted McGuyver

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Zoink360 0

at least he wasnt violating your socks

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Gwyddone 29

Buy a new lock. And get therapy for the poor teddy and yourself...

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DuckieBeanz14 0

Dude, that totally reminds me of the Robot Chicken episode with the hugably rapeably soft bear >.<

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DuckieBeanz14 0

Rupert -.- get your Family Guy right next time.

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skyeyez9 24

I would have assumed a desperate teen would prefer his hand with lube than...a polyester filled toy? Chafing? Dry? Wtf

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ewang_ 12

Now ted's going to have to sing the "F you thunder" song AND the "F you 15 year old brother" song too.

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