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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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What a massive clock

By Rhianna - 22/11/2009 04:05 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML

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Egg mode

By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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LuminousKing 7

Monday 22 October 2012 3:16

I guess he's the pedobear

tootsie68 22

Monday 22 October 2012 3:16

Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...

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Chel2010 10

Monday 22 October 2012 3:25

Anyone else think of Rupert? (Stewie's bear) Different circumstance, but similar result lol

BenL97 5

Monday 22 October 2012 7:05

I thought of Wilfred's bear "Bear".

Chel2010 10

Monday 22 October 2012 3:27

On another note....wow OP.... You need to have a serious talk with him. My brother is 15.....I don't even want to think about that....

htownpostman 16

Monday 22 October 2012 3:28

Sounds like a brother/sister prank... Just a little more sick than the norm

BulldogHoops 14

Monday 22 October 2012 3:32

That must have been unBEARable. Sorry, I'll just stop.

penguinsniper822 4

Monday 22 October 2012 5:15

I can't BEAR to listen to these kinds of jokes.

kurodansei 16

Monday 22 October 2012 6:35

I mean seriously this BEARLY passes as humurous don't take it pURSAnally but they're kinda lame puns.

TheOneTC 8

Monday 22 October 2012 3:33

Kids that age are like dogs, they'll hump anything

spaboolly 26

Monday 22 October 2012 4:30

You'll find those people in just about any age group. Certain people just don't have any self-control, and using age as an excuse doesn't help to teach them.

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 22 October 2012 3:34

It's like when New Brian humped Rupert.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 22 October 2012 3:39

That must have been awkward for both of you

nothing92x 13

Monday 22 October 2012 3:43

Did he go bareback while on top of the bear's back?

texashater75 16

Monday 22 October 2012 3:45

Let's just hope he doesn't buy you furrys costume for Christmas

perdix 29

Monday 22 October 2012 3:51

Cougar bears need lovin', too!

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