Love: Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother...

By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By Rhianna - 22/11/2009 04:05 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML

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By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By lexigan4 - 29/10/2014 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 00:30

Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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LuminousKing 7

Monday 22 October 2012 3:16

I guess he's the pedobear

tootsie68 22

Monday 22 October 2012 3:16

Someone needs a girlfriend!! Or a sex toy at least...

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CuriousAlien 7

Monday 22 October 2012 4:03

What happened to HIS bears? Lol, and couldn't he go in his room! I hope that wasn't one of your favorite teddy bears!

GUNN1313 3

Monday 22 October 2012 4:13

I hope you at least let him Finish nothing worse than blue balls

perdix 29

Monday 22 October 2012 4:22

You ought to buy that kid a hooker. He's so horny, he's dipping his dick into that dry, wrinkly stuffing.

secretsymbiote21 5

Monday 22 October 2012 4:42

whoa! thats some heavy Shit. throw the Teddy bear away, and never let him near your things again. creepy

perdix 29

Monday 22 October 2012 4:55

I wouldn't eat apple pie at your house, if you know what I mean ;)

jmelsha11 11

Monday 22 October 2012 5:24

We don't know what you mean...

KatjaM 15

Monday 22 October 2012 5:35

American Pie...The movie; more specifically the first one.

ICastillo 24

Monday 22 October 2012 5:58

More specific... the guy in the movie ***** the pie.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Monday 22 October 2012 4:59

Time to call in the Teddy Bear Liberation Front.

geko911 22

Monday 22 October 2012 15:59

We are the TBLF! We are here to avenge our fallen brother! Oh god.. Ohhh god, what is he doing to that penguin!?!

dennis96411 12

Monday 22 October 2012 4:59

Future furry right there. You should probably burn the bear afterwards.

kennaem1 11

Monday 22 October 2012 5:01

How imPAWSibly scarring for your bear

heatheralford20 1

Monday 22 October 2012 5:46

......awkward....(backs away slowly)......hmmmm

pabst4america 1

Monday 22 October 2012 6:07

What's the point of typing a joke that you know is bad on purpose, and then writing "sorry, this joke is terrible?"

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