Today, I walked into school with pajamas on, because of our school...

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By CamBam - 18/12/2017 15:27

Today, I walked into school with pajamas on, because of our school webcast, they said it was pajama day today. Turns out, pajama day is actually tomorrow, and nobody is wearing pajamas. FML

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 19 December 2017 14:49

It’s all just a bad dream.

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 19 December 2017 14:49

It’s all just a bad dream.

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