By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

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ooohhh burn!! hahaha my mom would say that...oh wait she did!! get over it, it doesn't matter, you're alive aren't you? be happy she didn't have an abortion

oh daz juz mean n effed up! damn :p

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Koolgirl15 0

Thats ******* hilarious unless she wasnt kidding, in which case shes a bitch.