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By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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Psycho

By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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Jumpy

By TheSentinel05 - 27/10/2020 12:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML

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Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Sadasian - 14/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Falling down

By Ouch - 26/06/2021 11:01 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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texmas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:37

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

Spinach 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:55

Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

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vipera_23 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:13

haha what a good call :)

eggbrtshootsfire 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 15:30

I think that's a pretty appropriate response to someone who couldn't even apologize

txgirl87 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:54

hahah thats hilarious. you had that one coming.

PhreshBenn 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 7:10

Leave her and let her clean it up then comeback and make a mess (unless it's your house then kick her out)

XxXdiedsadXxX 0

Friday 17 July 2009 20:23

i think i have an idea of wat ur feeling my moms a total sh!t face also..and a bitch..and a dumb f!uck..and the list goes on..i would break some more of her vases and say 'man, accidents just luv to happen 2 u'

lMfA0_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 8:14

u must be really mean 2 her for her to say that you deserve it

Princess_Fairest 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:56

Although your mother was completely out of line for making such a hurtful comment... you should have apoligized for destroying her property rather than shrug it off.

cutfromtheteam 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:41

why's everybody always whining about being an accident? **** them, i'm an 'accident' too, but seriously, who cares?

DynamicDave 11

Thursday 3 September 2009 6:54

Ha you got owned by your mom! Btw, I get the feeling a lot of these '(person) said (mean thing) to me' FML's are really just people joking around. I say stuff like that all the time and no one takes it seriously. Because I have a sense of humor. It's a great thingto jave

Lady_Skye_92 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:38

That was a low blow dude...

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