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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I was rushing to get to work on time and grabbed what I thought was my coffee mug. It wasn't until I was in the car that I realized I had grabbed my husband's urinalysis cup. Not quite the morning boost I was expecting. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 39 165

WAKE UP IT'S MONDAY MORNING!

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML

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You deserved it 332

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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You deserved it 53 188

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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You deserved it 202

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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You deserved it 193

By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By Pissed - 20/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Asheville

Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

wisericky 12

Friday 27 May 2011 19:25

Dont wear those pants to work. Just dont even wear pants to work, they are overrated.

TylersMB 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:19

so im guessing you were wearing dark colored pants or jeans? because anything light colored would have showed the color of the coffe. your husband is a nice person btw.

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rainport 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:18

lol

MyF_ckingLuck 0

Friday 27 May 2011 21:29

weirdo with issues

MariJ82 14

Friday 27 May 2011 21:33

That's grounds for divorce! ;) lol

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 27 May 2011 23:13

You are dumb! ;) lol

adiaboe27 4

Friday 27 May 2011 21:57

I'd be more concerned about smelling like coffee all day.. The stain is easy to explain, but smelling like old stale coffee is gross...

liy223 6

Friday 27 May 2011 22:06

why so concerned about looking like you peed yourself when that must've hurt like crazy?

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 27 May 2011 22:11

rednecks think the strangest things are funny. but really - causing someone to spill scalding hot liquid on their lap always cracks me up...

montressa_FML 0

Friday 27 May 2011 22:34

I agree with #6 do the same.

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Friday 27 May 2011 23:11

I want to do that now(:

cetlawizard 15

Friday 27 May 2011 23:20

what an ass-hat..maybe it would be hilarious to "accidentally" spill a hot cup on his crotch @ a stop light, or you could put his hand in warm water while he's sleeping & make him wet the bed & make him buy some depends after you tell everyone he has a bed wetting problem! :)

cetlawizard 15

Friday 27 May 2011 23:26

why have people negative voted on the comments that the husband may be abusive??? he might actually do more than OP listed here to her....to all of you who thought what he did was funny...you are all a-holes & karma will get you someday..when it does, please don't post your fml..cause YDI! :)

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 27 May 2011 23:32

Because a practical joke like this does not in any way make the husband abusive, and that anyone who thinks that is the case is clearly a dumb bitch who gets offended too easily and actually believes that an abusive husband would rather spill coffee on their spouse's crotch while driving them to work instead of beating her ass with a crowbar. That about right?

stoptrying 9

Friday 27 May 2011 23:56

@51 And karma will get you for wishing harm to others, and when you post your FML we'll laugh our butts off at you like we are at what this husband did. See how that works?