I smell an ass whooping

That's messed up, you obviously upset him and he's too sensitive.

what a lazy kid. couldn't go down the street and egg someone else's house?

I hope you whipped that ass. then stood over him and made him clean it up. and if there was any kind of damage to the car, "x" amount of weekends spent grounded and responsible for extra chores until the debt was repaid. though if your 8 year old is this evil now, something tells me strict and consistent punishment have not been a part of his past.

I reiterate my comment I made on the fml above, parents need to beat their children more.

gotta love it!

I am trying to find the 2nd 1/2 of this story. I am sure it would go like this if the OP had finished it. So I made him scrub the house, clean the car, yard and then took him into the house and spanked the dog snot out of the little heathen. I guess in the end I should be trying to find a FML that looks like this. Today, I was caught egging my own house and trashing my parents car and yard. Had the shit smacked out of me and had to clean mess......FML.. and then of course 99% of you would be down his neck YDI !!!! And not so worried about him being "spanked".........

You're actually bitching about the way YOU raised YOUR child? F his life, and societies, to which he is bound to be a burden.

******' kid -_- FYL, poison some candies if he comes back! LOL

I assume that he got an epic ass beating that he will tell his grandchildren about.