Kids: Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

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By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By thefuck - 30/06/2013 22:08 - Ireland - Ballyjamesduff

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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You deserved it 3 575

By cl3v3l4nd5t34m3r - 04/06/2012 20:34 - United States - Geneva

Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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drippingfaucet 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:16

smart kid

ugh_a_lug 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:18

he could lift a pumpkin onto your car?

Comments

wckdinten 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:02

lol that sucks

wckdinten 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:04

lol that sucks

SwiftKick2DA 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:25

beat his ass! and make him clean that shit up! then beat his ass again!

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:31

*facepalm*

yuggi1 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:48

Grab him by the ear and lock him in the closet without supper. >:)

twitch851 9

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:48

make him feel like Harry potter>:}

captainkrispy 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:25

u need to beat his a- donkey butt

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:30

spanking/punching/hitting is considered child abuse... it causes the kid to act like a rebel even more.

danisawesome 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:32

time to get the belt

HoT_TroPiCaL_LiF 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:36

hhahahahaha im sorry but dat is so crak-up!!!...ow man i would pull out the sandle about now.

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:38

I wonder what's up with all the: "hit/spank your kid!" comments...

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:55

I understand that what the child did was wrong, but what I'm trying to say is that hitting your child isn't always the solution to the problem. See what I'm trying to say?

yuggi1 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:56

A family is like a pack of wolfs. Kids will always want to be the leader... that's when spanking comes along. It is used to teach and leave impressions. Besides, spanking has never done harm to anybody (if used with the right reasons).

Selena_is_back 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 4:00

88, I still refuse to spank a kid for no reason.

yuggi1 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 4:01

Eh #78, I just realize that you might be coming up with this from self-experience. If thats the case FYL. Your parents must had been brutal with you...