Miscellaneous: Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the...

By qwerty - 05/05/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By chelseaface - 21/01/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:13

this sounds exactly like an old fox trot cartoon... exactly like it.

waywardson 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:25

There is no way that would be the headline on the front page of a newspaper. That's for news, not newsflashes for morons. Plus, yeah, I've read this foxtrot strip. What's the point of posting FMLs if they're not true?

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Compass 0

Monday 25 January 2010 22:52

Fun fact: The more you curse, the less pain. So go ahead and give Jesus as many middle names as you'd like, you'll feel better in the end.

kasumii 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:20

From what I see, he lives in New Jersey. Pretty sure it's not icy there in May.

treehugger45 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 11:08

should have watched the news:)

MarkSolo3 14

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:27

Yeah, this is definately from an old Foxtrot comic. It's almost the exact same story. What a plagiarist.

npandeya 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:07

Must be a Jersey thing.....

narutou546 4

Sunday 13 November 2011 2:13

Ain't that a bitch

OctoberRainfall 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:33

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

kiss_1214 17

Sunday 12 February 2012 21:43

HA! Irony, ya gota love it :)

CammyGal 26

Thursday 6 September 2012 20:50

Icy? In May??

jc95sd 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 20:33

Dude you're not in a G rated movie, put some damn pants on when you go outside. Do you also hate you're paperboy for breaking your windows, potted plants, ect.