Miscellaneous: Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them... - FML

By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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You deserved it 6 952

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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You deserved it 6 988

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 5 096

Thanks guys

By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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You deserved it 334

By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 253

You deserved it 5 166

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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You deserved it 10 197

By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 4 997

By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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You deserved it 17 833

Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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You deserved it 6 014

Thanks, I really appreciate it!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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You deserved it 4 442

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4NK8 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 9:19

shoulda bitch slaped him

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:23

Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm

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xxkerry 0

Monday 30 August 2010 20:52

rude people nowadays.

sashakay 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 6:52

Forget them they're probably virgins anyways.

Petunia888 13

Friday 25 March 2011 2:27

That sucks. What a jerk.

vorgan12 0

Monday 18 April 2011 14:46

passed*

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:53

I don't get why people are so rude to each other???

Night7 0

Friday 6 May 2011 16:09

mooooooo

love4shitting 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:17

black bitches these days...

ohheyyyyyyyyy 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 5:06

This is ridiculous! You guys have no empathy towards others, honestly. You should slap all people who ever made you feel small, op! Including this bunch of assholes...

sceptic 1

Monday 9 January 2012 3:04

Must mean you deserve it, and unless you have an illness that contributes to weight gain, I don't feel bad for you.

turbobutt11 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:51

No need to worry bout it who cares what they think let them moo all they want

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