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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Thanks guys

By ConfidenceShattered - 07/05/2022 14:00

Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 9:19

shoulda bitch slaped him

Snow_Daisy 7

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:23

Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm

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luvsyaweirdos 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:16

wat the heck y did they moo at you thts retarded

Marston21 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:38

I wanna point out that if the were from India that would be a compliment since cows are holy to Hindu people XD

spaceshan69 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:43

quit complaining and lose weight. fat people deserve no sympathy.

stephenson_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:25

Shit happens

WoWaddict12 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:46

That sucks, no one deserves to be moo'ed at becuase they weigh more.

happyhak 5

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:58

Maybe you had 2 gallons of milk and they were staring at your jugs. LOL!

K1al 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:34

lmao @ all the comments XD sooooo funnnyy

dillonc11 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:23

I was u that group and that was my friend rofl!!!!

nobridgejustwate 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 17:12

OH MA GAWD GUYZ IM SOO FUNNI!!!111!!1!1!1!11111. ...right, not. If you caused this, you're a prick. **** off and die. Kthxbai ^_^

anthraxcp 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:06

mooooooooo

NoteMyGrin 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:26

Oh god, I hate that. ):

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