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mooed or mooned??
Here in Texas, that has a whole 'nother meaning! Everywhere else, you might have thought he was calling you a fat cow, but here's he would be saying that you are prime beef and he'd like to mount you and make veal with you! ;) So if you don't appreciate the cattle references up in Canada, come on down to Texas where we have plenty of room of a fine heifer like yourself.
is this snooki?
win! ^
Man, what douche bags. What #50 said...that's what you should've done indeed.
It's not always fat peoples' fault that they're fat. Some fat people, like myself, eat healthy and exercise all the time, but we just don't have a good metabolism. I've been eating healthy all my life because my mom had gestational diabetes when she was pregnant w/me, and I got exercise all the time because growing up on a farm you do a lot of work. So FYL if you eat healthy, but YDI if you don't. I would've went and kicked them in the balls.
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shoulda bitch slaped him
Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm