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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 312
You deserved it 6 952

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Should've said, "Yep... That's right! Myyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!!" Then flipped your hair and winked. Mhmm

Comments

perdix 29

Here in Texas, that has a whole 'nother meaning! Everywhere else, you might have thought he was calling you a fat cow, but here's he would be saying that you are prime beef and he'd like to mount you and make veal with you! ;) So if you don't appreciate the cattle references up in Canada, come on down to Texas where we have plenty of room of a fine heifer like yourself.

KurouTenshi 0

LMAO Perdix, took you a second try xD but this wins. And I, being from Texas also, enjoy this comment all that much more xD Thank you, sir, for making my day! MOOOO!!!!

perdix 29

Thanks, but I hope by all that is good and holy, you didn't give me THAT Texas moo!

The_DOOD 0

What's wrong with being a cow? Cows are cute. Cow-size humans are gross, terrible people though.

zeon_x 0

Maybe he just wanted to lick your chops. BOWCHICKAWOWWOW!

ipwnallmen 10

50 wins. 'Nuff said. OP, look at their feet, then walk away laughing, after keeping eye contack for a good 8 seconds. :D

mj2123 0

If you think anything over 135 lbs is fat, you have a really screwed up perception of normal.

Batman4890 0

wtf thats not fat! your an idiot

Man, what douche bags. What #50 said...that's what you should've done indeed.

gabbysmella 0

It's not always fat peoples' fault that they're fat. Some fat people, like myself, eat healthy and exercise all the time, but we just don't have a good metabolism. I've been eating healthy all my life because my mom had gestational diabetes when she was pregnant w/me, and I got exercise all the time because growing up on a farm you do a lot of work. So FYL if you eat healthy, but YDI if you don't. I would've went and kicked them in the balls.