By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 07:25 - France

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
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Wizardo 33

A.T.I - Artificial Troll Intelligence

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perdix 29

Keep messing with the machine and soon it will dispense pee.

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Comments

EVnIAS 13

haveing a cup doesn't really seem much like revenge to me...

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xXSherikaXx 11

Get a manager or co-workers attention so the problem can be fixed :3

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usagiii 7

Well turn it into a good thing OP, boiling water + Lipton = tea. Who's laughing now ATI? I think black tea has caffein in it, so you'll still wake up.

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happylawyer 16

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If machines give you hot water...make soup? Seems fair enough.

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Axipiter 24

If life gives you lemons, you're supposed to find the kid with papercuts...

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Azail 15

If life gives you lemons you are supposed to give life the paper cuts..

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auroravi 6

The coffee machine thinks YDI! What did you do?

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HortonThelephant 15

Coming soon to a theater near you! Hot Coffee: Rise of the Machines

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RedPillSucks 31

Call the number on that little sticker on the front of the machine. Hopefully the machine hasn't anticipated that and replaced it with the suicide hotline number.

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daminantion 14

Are there no Tim Hortons in France? 2$ for an extra large ^_^

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Dave_Davington 33

Why would you keep putting money in a vending machine you know is likely to **** up? Even I'm not that dumb.

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andyyroxx 20

As a Canadian I'm sad to say there's one in the USA.

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