By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 07:25 - France

Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
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Wizardo 33

A.T.I - Artificial Troll Intelligence

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perdix 29

Keep messing with the machine and soon it will dispense pee.

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Comments

SergioLived 5

Unplug the machine. Put it to sleep. Vet style.

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TheAwkHawk 14

No you have to toss it in the crusher till it tells you where Megatron is hiding :D

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nyxiny 22

I honestly don't understand how this is an FML. Just go buy a coffee, or bring your own, or get your own machine? You weren't dumped with scalding water or coffee or anything. You just lost out on a coffee and some change.

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Morgiebear 7

College really knows how to beat a person down lol our coffee machine is out of order and it's finals week. Cruel torture if you ask me.

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horneyhic 15

There's more then one there all across the boarder states and as far south a penselvaina that I've seen

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lilhellian 26

There's two not far from me in virginia.

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michael666 7

PUNCH THAT MACHINE IN ITS FACE. show it who's Boss.

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TheAwkHawk 14

Erm... Exactly where is this particular machines face, Sir?

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noelleflores97 12

You wanted revenge on a drink machine... I'm not sure what to make of that

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timakinz 21

Your display image perfectly fits the fail of your comment.

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softrally 15

That's an ATM: Automatic Trolling Machine.

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Jessiegirl122 7

Honestly the funniest fml I have ever read :')

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stevothedevo 25

This is the funniest? Have you recently come across this site?

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