By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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narks 0

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

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xya943 0

Wow. I agree with #125. Haha. But really, your fault for missing. Also for shooting so close to your pool. You should've seen that coming. And, definitely **** all you who are crying about shooting the rabbit. Animals are here to provide food for us. I don't see you all complaining about when they eat each other. And at least shooting them is more humane than ripping them to shreads with our teeth and claws. And we still use them for food. So get the hell over it. Seriously. And I realize he wasn't shooting it for food, but you don't know that he wouldn't have eaten it afterwards. And even if he didn't, it's a rodent. You trap, poison, and kill rats, what's the difference?

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TheLittlestNinja 0

YOUR FAULT! first rule of shooting, always know what is behind the target and understand what a shot missed means. YDI. Idiot.

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bobthegiraffe 0

There were probably less violent ways to deal with that. Idiot. YDI

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candy_man 0

you must be american! yup definatley american

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rawrtor 0

If he/she was really a redneck, he/she wouldn't have missed. L2aim, fool.

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hohgeez 0

OP: Congratulations, your life is f***ed. Why? Because you are a retarded redneck who not only is too lazy to find a more effective solution to your rabbit problem, but is stupid enough to, 1. Either not notice that the rabbit was standing close to your pool until you'd already shot a hole through it, or 2. Think that you are a good enough shot to hit the rabbit and miss the pool. I can't believe this FML passed mediation.

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Telcontar14 0

well, you deserved it, but I'll tell you what you did NOT deserve... The trillions of vicious and ignorant comments from PETA fans and others who are screaming animal abuse at you right now. I didn't even read them, but I'm sure they're there. I never would've posted this if it happened to me for that very reason. Nothing wrong with defending your garden - in many areas rabbits are overpopulated anyway and stuff like this is always a natural part of their population cycle. Haha, but unfortunately its still a YDI for shooting too close to your pool.

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NoSoupForYou 0

YDI for having terrible aim. And im not a gun expert, but I thought you cant shoot guns that close to other peoples homes. Unless u live in the middle of nowhere?

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