By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 037
You deserved it 287 499

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.

Comments

GET A LIFE #764. Hey OP if you ever do kill this rabbit can i come over for dinner? :)

AnnoyingFlamingo 0

Fake. First, where do you live that it Is okay to pop off a 22. Second, you basement would be underneath 15000 gallons of water. Third, I am guessing that you have a normal pool, 5+ feet deep. A bullet, less likely a 22 would even hit the bottom. It would desintagrate within a few feet hitting the service. Finally, you suck asshole at aiming.

I agree it is a fake one. A .22 would NOT make more than a 1/8" hole and that could be patched before the basement got flooded. #239 is way off on the accuracy of a .22 also, I've shot squirrels in the head as far as 80 yards out. And yes, I am a responsible NRA member with all the burdens of trying to negate the irresponsible actions of idiots like this person.

NRA_advocate 5

It's the same issue if a feral cat or dog were in his garden or trash probably; an animal that's gone wild or just is wild, on his property. Wild rabbits aren't delicate, shy little creatures like a pet bunny. Wild rabbits ARE mean, and they WILL hurt you if you catch one and you're not careful. While I in no way agree with his attempts to kill the animal, I understand his viewpoint. Because rabbits are touted as cute, cuddly pets, even wild rabbits fall under that. It's the same with the friendly cuddly kitty they see at the pet store versus a feral cat or even a wild smaller cat like a bobcat. A bobcat would mess you up if you threatened it. It's the same thing with a wild rabbit. As to why the rabbit was in his garden, think about where he might be living. If he's got a really expensive pool, I'm thinking the far-suburbs in somewhere like OUTSIDE all the city in New York, where rabbits are considered a pest. So the rabbit would be complacent from nibbling gardens and maybe being fed, but this guy wouldn't be. Although my gut reaction is to RAGE at the intent to harm a bunny, I realize that they're wild, and mean, and death is the way of the wild. (Also, they DO scream like a dying baby, but not only when they're dying. My pet rabbit got stuck in some wire and screamed like that, but when I got him free he was just fine, expect a little shaken.)

NRA_advocate 5

You know what - serves you right! Put a fence around your garden or something but I don´t really see why you should be shooting innocent animals!!!!

I can't understand how you try to shoot at an animal with something that can go through a lot of water, your pool's wall, some dirt/sand whatever and then your wall. You're sick. And yeah, I do understand that this is a fake. But still.

Jasheegeee 0

I'd rather let bunnies live rather then your ******* basement

Too bad it didn't ricochet off of a wall and hit you square between the eyes.

Revenge versus an animal while maybe understandable because of your obvious frustration is utterly pointless. Animals don't know right from wrong, the rabbit won't be thinking if only I didn't eat that poor guys vegetables I deserve to die. So you kind of deserve this for losing self control.

Reaper181991 0

ok all of the people bitching out the OP can go to hell and if u live in america then get the hell out. this country was founded with guns and people hace hunted for food for as long as we have been on Earth.