Kids: Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister...

By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 03:50 - United States - La Grange

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 10:00

Today, I pretended to have a heart attack so my baby sister would know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she drank my soda instead of helping me. FML

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By Ese - 12/10/2018 12:00

Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 16:08 - United States

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

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By cough - 27/12/2019 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By ulrika - 24/07/2016 01:09 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML

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Bad babysitter

By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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She likes it!

By whiteboyfresh69 - 22/01/2020 20:00 - United States

Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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By Monkeyspank - 26/01/2017 22:00

Today, my sister decided that it would be a great idea to give my almost two-year-old son some strong black coffee. FML

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Wednesday 26 February 2014 13:11

Oh man that would be sodapressing. I'm sorry

CloudStrife97 9

Wednesday 26 February 2014 13:10

Life lesson, don't have a seizure when she's the only one with you

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captainobvious10 3

Thursday 27 February 2014 9:51

Sounds more like your desire for attention than an intent to "teach"

twoshoes08 0

Thursday 27 February 2014 10:03

You are a god damn moron! For someone with SEVERE EPILEPSY i find that ******* disgusting! You doing that makes people who really have that look bad! What would you have done if she had called? You should be ashamed!

erwilliams 2

Thursday 27 February 2014 12:46

You do realize that if she had actually called 911 and they found out it you were faking, they would have fined you, right? You can get in trouble for that kind of stuff.

vde_fml 15

Thursday 27 February 2014 14:04

You are a bad actor I guess :_)

FallenStar06 5

Thursday 27 February 2014 21:45

No offense, but don't you think you should let your parents teach your sister those kinds of things?

yeongji 31

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:41

I would inform your parents about it. Even if you did a bad job of faking it, she should have still checked on you to see if you were okay. Having her around is the same thing as not having her around, so your parents should really know about this.

RockNRollAndrew 18

Friday 28 February 2014 0:58

Why would you pretend to have a seizure ??? And are u one of those paranoid people who think about all the worst case scenarios

limabeans101029 20

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:25

Or maybe op has a history of seizures. Seems logical to me.

jax_king1 5

Friday 28 February 2014 19:31

Guess she didn't buy it

kenleyd1992 2

Saturday 1 March 2014 6:40

That is messed up that you would pretend that. Sezuires are a very serious thing. You never know when you can take one. My brother went 18 years never took one and then he did and took a few after that.