By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 03:50 - United States - La Grange

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML
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Jojohn0 23

Oh man that would be sodapressing. I'm sorry

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CloudStrife97 9

Life lesson, don't have a seizure when she's the only one with you

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slasher2808 11

well let's hope your babysitter knew you were faking it and didn't bite and waste people's time. UDI

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pookiebear1001 13

Not nice at all. You should have looked up the and read the off to her and write them down

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i_h8t_everything 12

She probably knew you were faking it. YDI for lying to her.

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MrRazzle 4

Well, at least she didn't take a photo. Thats kinda progress, right?

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Jaspermin12 5

Oohh... That really sucks. Hope that soda was good then :D

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skyeyez9 24

Depending on how young she is, she has no concept of a medical emergency. When you said "baby sister" I assume she is a toddler. So her drinking your soda was a normal reaction, and thought you were playing around.

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middlenamefrank 8

Who fakes a seizure to teach their younger sib when to call 911? Sorry, OP, but terminally weird behavior gets a big fat YDI.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

More likely than not, OP explained what they were about to do.

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InsanePPG 25

When I was a lot younger, my mom pretended to collapse to see if I knew to call 911. I thought she was just napping, so I kept watching Rugrats.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

To all the people who are saying "She knew you were faking it"... OP probably told the sister "I'm going to pretend to have a seizure so you know what it looks like. When I hit the ground, you need to call 911 right away." I highly doubt OP just hit the floor and expected the sister to act. The scenario was probably set up.

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harmtouch16 11

First: if you're young enough to have a baby sitter then you're too young to be on FML! Second: you do realize, don't you, that when you call 911 people burst into action, and you can be taking away precious seconds of a dying persons time?

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miketopgunmike1 25

I'm 26 with a baby brother and sister. Am I too young to be on here? Some people need to stop and think before they post moronic comments...

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