Work: Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school...

By anonymous - 31/10/2014 23:28 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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By whotouchedyou1 - 26/08/2014 02:37 - United States - Cypress

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

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By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Fangirl#1 - 29/10/2018 22:10

Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML

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By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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By Not-pregnant - 20/04/2014 17:21 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML

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Saturday 1 November 2014 6:15

The principal was just jealous you didn't have his baby. Or he's mad that the teacher is having his. Take your pick.

PossiblyInDanger 24

Saturday 1 November 2014 6:15

It's okay. I was almost kicked out of school for a few stitches drawn on my face.

Comments

K3YD0N 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 6:42

Lol this kid at my school dressed up as a flasher, he had a trench coat and short shorts with a stay in school tee shirt, no one said anything

stonedfly3 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 7:02

What else is in the teaches of Peaches?

mishwarner 14

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:13

That is gold

Bradley_Dillon 39

Saturday 1 November 2014 7:15

My school doesn't really care. Some girls wore shorts so small they fit like underwear/bikini bottoms.

chidexy 21

Saturday 1 November 2014 7:40

I'd like to see that costume

joe3_fml 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 9:48

Principal must've had a bad experience with pregnancy.

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:01

I'll bet you're a cool kid. And I'll bet your principal was never considered cool, ever. He's jealous

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 1 November 2014 14:06

There's that word, again, "jealous"…

prettyinpinkxoxo 9

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:24

To the principal: "insubordinate and churlish!!"

jeanyrios 10

Saturday 1 November 2014 11:31

Yep. They say one thing to your face and another behind your back.

Attacksloth 33

Saturday 1 November 2014 12:25

That's okay, let him have his sense of authority. If anything, you have a bunch of teachers and students on your side who can vouch for you. Bring the pregnant one into the office with you.