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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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antbait11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Jaywin 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:02

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

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elara15 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:18

I think shaving "down under" is the most pointless, painful, and least hygienic trend to emerge. I'm sorry your boyfriend is an asshole. Ask him if he really wants to experience "beard burn" if you start taking it off. #20 has the perfect solution!

landmaneric 8

Tuesday 14 August 2012 19:46

Get with the age of new trend yourself. Old ass.

528Alice491 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 7:54

How in the world do you figure it's the least hygienic trend? And actually, it's not uncomfortable, so I'm sorry to hear you like your vag all swampy and shit. Gross!

sofiery 9

Wednesday 13 March 2013 15:07

Why the **** would keeping your hair down there mean your vag is sweaty and gross? Are you an idiot? As long as you wash down there daily (as you should be doing anyway regardless of hair length) it should be fine and it won't be any sweatier than it is normally. Seriously, why does everyone care so much about pubic hair?? It's natural. Have you looked at a bare fanny? It makes you look about 12, and it looks like a bald naked baby mole.

Damiqua 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:19

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CodeMonkey123 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:19

FYL, is he can deal with it.

baka_san_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:19

Ouch... harsh....

iwantmynickffs 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:20

You don't trim with scissors.

littlemisslee 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:23

Is it that bad? Nwvermimd, I don't want to know...

Chico_Batzwana 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:24

Hey it could have been worse! He could have been a real jerk about it

dmmd8686 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:25

He did it in a funny, lighthearted way. I know people will probably say he's an asshole but I think that's pretty cool, actually. He could have been much worse about it (like the typical guy thing of just avoiding it, or making rude passive-aggressive comments about it). You've got a cool bf and I bet he's done stuff for you; pubes are a small price to pay for a good relationship. And on the plus side, you can wear cuter bikinis and underwear now without worrying about it fluffing over the sides....*shudder*

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Thursday 11 June 2009 20:26

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528Alice491 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 7:56

THANK YOU! These people commenting are pretty dumb... But this is perfect!!

LolCandy 27

Saturday 23 February 2013 8:29

I don't know why everybody says trimming is so easy. Generally, it stabs into the sensitive skin even more then. Or maybe I'm just cursed with over sensitive skin.

marcranger 28

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:13

Uh, trimming isn't basic hygiene, unless you're expecting guys to trim too. Cleaning regularly is basic hygiene.

sofiery 9

Wednesday 13 March 2013 15:09

Trimming/shaving is considered basic hygiene by some religions but it's not really basic hygiene to keep it trimmed, it doesn't make a difference as long as you keep it CLEAN...