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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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antbait11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Jaywin 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:02

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

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AnnieLennox1954 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:27

I leave mine unshaved and my boyfriend doesn't seem to mind. Why bother? Number one, shaving/waxing it usually causes irritation and is an open invite for ingrowns; number two, I prefer to have distinguishment as an adult and NOT look like a pre-pubsecent child in my nether regions. Go pubes!

Pipity147 0

Monday 1 November 2010 6:24

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sulitak 27

Saturday 18 May 2013 2:47

exactly. My husband saw me shaved once (on day 2... so it wasn't irritated) and he asked me never to do it again lol. Some men don't like bare crotches.

MeanCommenter88 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:29

lol you should.

Dogmaw 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:30

There is nothing wrong with "trimming". No different than a haircut. Now, go tell him what he needs to change on HIS body.

dmmd8686 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:30

#30 - good for you! All it comes down to is personal preference, but it is one of those things that tends to matter in a relationship. Like whether you like the house warm or cold, etc. I think more than a few relationships have been wrecked due to pube-incompatibility