By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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antbait11 0

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

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Jaywin 3

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

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Noxx_fml 0

bold and creative move on his part. Take the hint

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ChelseaChops 1

#8 the fact that it's less drastic doesn't make it less misogynistic. Also, a fml like this was posted less than three days ago maybe?

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kitkatkelly 0

Regardless of who should trim what when, come on guys, what her boyfriend did was douchey and just... stupid. Communication anyone? FYL.

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sondramcfail 0

Well, YDI a little for not even trimming it... but FYL because that's kinda douche-y. Especially if HE doesn't trim/shave his.

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wordly 0

#49, alot of people don't mind oral sex on someone who has pubic hair. It's still personal preference, and it has the look of pre-pubescence, regardless of your opinion.

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kscott88 0

Tell him that you'll trim yours when he trims his, yeah?

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kscott88 0

@29 Are you high? Basic hygiene? People didn't shave down there for many a year, my friend, and they got along pretty well. in fact, a hell of a lot people still do. It's not "basic hygiene," it's our society defining what is and what is not acceptable. It's a personal preference, and NOTHING MORE (and yes, I do shave mine). Good Lord.

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potterpie 0

It's HORRIBLE that this received so many "you deserved that one"s! Her boyfriend is a PIG. It's her pubic hair, she can do whatever the hell she wants with it. All you guys who think the women in your lives should change their bodies for you are sick creeps that don't deserve girlfriends. My boyfriend would never stoop so low. You guys need to learn some RESPECT. I'm disgusted.

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sulitak 27

exactly! and I hope that you have the same attitude for your man as well. I take my man as is and love it

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brittanycraze 0

#12, For The Win.

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plexico 3

You've got a healthy relationship! I wish I had the balls to ask my wife to do that, but at least she doesn't ask me to spend any face time down there. I'd prefer it trimmed somewhat (the bald look is not at all appealing to me -- I like WOMEN, not girls), but do not communicate about things like that. Make sure you feel free to insist on your preferences about his gential and anal hair (and when you get older, his nose, back and ear hair.)

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