By shatMyself - 22/04/2013 19:10 - United States

Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML
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SammyS2012 21

It's the Hunger Games: Hospital Edition.

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SuzeDee 9

Time to throw out all the flour products and bring in veggies and fruit. Your diet is telling you something!!

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83babynique 7

Well it's not like you are hooked up to breathing tubes or on life support, so stop being lazy and get out of bed and go to a bathroom down the hall.

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jujuroxursox 15

Well that's a shitty situation… maybe you can get into a rhythm where you all shit at different times Or make a mad dash to the crapper and the fastest one wins

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godfathermock 19

This reminds me of that one scene in Bridesmaids where they get diarrhea while at the bridal shop.

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Tim2415 16

Let the games begin..

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MakinMills 12

jus play rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to go first lol

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WKER143 9

Hmmm... You'd think that the staff at the hospital would think about that before putting the three of you in one room! That really is awful! But you can always try and ask for another room

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monnanon 13

if they are on a specific ward for this kind of thing then there probably was little choice.

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cassieh1111 7

I would lock myself in the toilet and not let the others in

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