By silkysmooth - 31/10/2011 23:29 - United States

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Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
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Tristyxxx 24

Replace it with nair

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kittenelaine 0

If you believe his story you're naive. He's using it as lube.

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dodoms123 0

Tell him to just shave all of it off..

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AmieLea18 7

Honestly, why does he have to resort to using your conditioner to try and get blow jobs off you?! Why not just give them to him before he must resort to such measures? Frigid bitch, you totally deserved it. Also, to all the guys telling her to ask him to shave it all off, some girls don't find that sexy. I know i don't anyway. It makes men look as though they haven't gone through puberty. Just my opinion.

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Invierno 10

"Frigid bitch, you totally deserved it." A bit harsh, no? She did say "more" bjs, not that she refuses to. The bf just had a kinda funny idea with the conditioner. :P

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ashmichelle85 0

She should only give a BJ if she wants to, some people are uncomfortable with oral sex...ever think about that? Probably not, so who's being the frigid bitch now? Take a look in the mirror. And seriously, using someone's stuff without their permission is rude. The reason he's using it is to get more head so I'd say he's being a selfish prick.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

After this, OP's b/f found out why he shouldn't use surgical tape to secure gauze to his nutsack....

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Yea and wackin it! Ha

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Yea and wackin it! Ha

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Yea and wackin it! Ha

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