By silkysmooth - 31/10/2011 23:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML
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Tristyxxx 24

Replace it with nair

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iplaydirty96 9

He should just shave. One of the big problems is after you go down you have to floss your teeth. So not sexy...

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HMarchr 7

He seems like a considerate guy, just trying to soften the blow.

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dansco 24

Wrong! Less likely to talk to him let alone give him head... Yeah replace it with hair remover lol

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evilteddybear 0

Does ha comb them too?

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gms16 2

Umm...? And How much does he us anyway?

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sleepindevil 15

Wtf, what kind of modern man doesn't at-least trim

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gottagetaway 5

I agree with #15 maybe if you sucked it up and gave em a ******** more often he wouldnt do that, its really not that bad

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