Animals: Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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By mugged - 01/06/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML

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Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2021 13:01 - United States - Steele

Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML

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By Wet Britches - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, on my rush to get home from work to use the bathroom, I hit a deer. It startled me so badly that I wet myself. FML

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By skunked - 18/06/2013 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

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By Betchsadface - 13/07/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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By xacked - 02/06/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I got chased by a duck. Not just any duck, the same duck that has chased me every morning for a week. I’m starting to think it has a personal vendetta against me. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML

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Saturday 6 November 2010 1:13

what the ****?

higz 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:19

Norbert or Daggett?

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bpruitt 0

Monday 22 November 2010 14:24

ha! i remember that cartoon

sanddollar88 0

Friday 1 April 2011 4:01

no offense but thats sirt of hilarious

starwarsguy330 0

Friday 22 April 2011 2:14

lol the vaugness makes this funny

dakins 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:20

lol furry vengeance? have u littered lately?

HOLAANNI 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:52

At least it was not a very angry Bieber.

OBxMeese 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:19

was it my mom? if so she says shes sorry. she was drunk.

godzillalikespie 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 4:51

The fact that so many of these people think of Justin Bieber before the show "Angry Beavers" kills me inside.

ashwowa 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 8:19

totally!

KatieOta 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 11:41

I wonder how true this is...

ChangMu 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 6:32

Giggidy

yaknowiverse 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 13:51

hehe

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Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML

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Today, I found out the record label I was talking to was actually just my friends who have way too much time on their hands. FML

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Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML

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Today, I went in for my second day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was about the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

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