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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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By skunked - 18/06/2013 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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By Paula - 05/11/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML

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By xacked - 02/06/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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Saturday 6 November 2010 1:13

what the ****?

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Saturday 6 November 2010 1:19

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Bobby64 29

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:57

I like FMLs that remind me of old-school Nickelodeon. :)

Charlotteeexx 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 2:08

in the uk? I've never seen one here, but hey you never know..

redbull33_fml 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 4:29

life sucks. and then you get attacked by a beaver.

Emmyangel 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 4:50

hahahahahahaha. Made my day! I love beavers! But i hope you heal :)

iKamikaze 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 6:10

giggity giggity goo!!

missybopoo 1

Sunday 7 November 2010 8:11

I love that show! Now tell me why this is problematic.

joolz_au 2

Sunday 7 November 2010 9:37

next. time call a girl after sex lol

MrWinner 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 16:22

The angry beavers! They must have been mad they got cancelled

sillyhead13 0

Monday 8 November 2010 6:46

total AWESOMENESS

AtrumMessor 1

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:36

Hahaha, I feel for ya, but I gotta say that that's hilarious...

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