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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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awzmness 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:13

what the ****?

higz 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:19

Norbert or Daggett?

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Schizomaniac 24

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:56

Dam, that sucks.

coballan55 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:01

like from the TV show?

Selena_is_back 7

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:01

YDI for chucking wood for the woodchucks and not for the beavers.

ferdking 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:06

Lol Angry BEAVERS FTW

starberries 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:16

Shouldn't this be in the "intimacy" category? ;)

colbi1001 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:16

at least you didn't have any wood for it to chew on :p

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:18

According to ancient Native American folklore, only one weapon has proven to be effective against the Ferocious Angry Beaver and its Dreaded Ambush Of Agony. In modern English, this weapon is known as Valtrex.

ashwowa 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 8:12

hahahahahahagaha nice!

Havin 19

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:19

I accidently clicked 'you deserve it', you dont deserve it sorry just minus one i guess lol

squirell_AIDS69 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:19

It has been FOREVER since I've seen that tv show! It was amazing!

sarbearXD 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:21

I'm asuming ur from Canada too XD

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