Animals: Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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Today, I was designing a newspaper page with a story about an aggressive female bird that was defending its nest and attacking students near some stairs. In the article were photos of victims who were attacked. We had a good laugh over it. Later, I was walking there and the bird attacked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I got chased by a duck. Not just any duck, the same duck that has chased me every morning for a week. I’m starting to think it has a personal vendetta against me. FML

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Close call

By Anonymous - 09/11/2023 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML

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awzmness 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:13

what the ****?

higz 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 1:19

Norbert or Daggett?

Comments

valri3 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:04

Just one swift kick to it's head and problem solved.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:06

Atleast it didn't bite your nipple off?

Person1233 12

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:19

A 90's TV show ambushed you? Niiiiice.

patorick 0

Monday 8 November 2010 2:43

way to go that's was hilarious

emmiep1011 7

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:20

what were you doing by an angery beaver in the first place

Natalie403 6

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:40

Lmaooo. This made me laugh xD

Person000 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:46

#91..you are 15 years old. you are not a 90's kid.

Selena_is_back 7

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:35

... dude, or person, did you steal a picture or is it just you Sean?

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 3:54

Would you rather an Angry Dragon?

KikiThePug 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:06

Was it's name Dagget?

1summitash 1

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:08

angry beavers was the shit. no wonder kids suck these days

Judus_beej 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:11

beavers are always pissed when you take away their wood... wait that doesn't sound right.

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