Miscellaneous: Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat....

By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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You deserved it 23 399

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By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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You deserved it 258

By saltinawound - 05/03/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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You deserved it 9 829

By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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You deserved it 5 113

By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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Heavy

By Destructive - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML

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You deserved it 176

By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 202

You deserved it 21 480

By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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You deserved it 7 530

By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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You deserved it 10 587

Heavy emphasis

By James - 04/10/2024 22:00 - Canada - Laval

Today, I was having a passionate conversation about video games with a friend in our school cafeteria when I leaned back in my chair as I empathized a point. I leaned a little too far, tipped over, and ended up sprawled out on the floor, still trying to finish my point. FML

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You deserved it 371

Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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You deserved it 617

shesaywha 19

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:11

The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.

greentiger 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:07

Start going to the gym ;)

Comments

Danny_v2 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:58

GTL!!

K_kanaka 26

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:01

Well that's a blow the ego.

CarsCanBeBlue 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:05

So your fat, so is 60% of America. So cheer up your not alone.

tj4234 35

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:06

by any chance, is your name 'rikishi'?

MeGustaFace 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:09

stop being in denial. time to start hitting the gym and eating healthy

rj33445 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:14

Dnt ask if u dnt like the answer

kennyl25 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:14

i dont understand how someone could have this argument.. your friend obviously isnt saying it to make fun of you.. you obviously are fat.. shes the one looking directly at you.. i dont understand why you need to pretend your not fat by arguing back.. your in denial and stubborn and there is no point.. just admit your fat and say ya i need to lose weight.. or say ya i am but im happy the way i am.. theres no point in lying about being fat when shes looking right at you.. you cant hide the fact that your fat.. so just get over and stop lying cuz its not gonna make you skinny

lovepinkglee 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:39

that's kinda mean

misshighjinks 5

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:20

She does not sound like a good friend, if she thought you were overweight she could have approached the subject more gently. And the chair was probably old or something dont feel bad :)

maddiewoah 15

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:23

Denial is the first step to admitting that you have a problem.... /sarcasm. Just admit that you're fat, I do :D When it's obvious, it's obvious...

elvisfreak5446 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:26

lolz im not fat. im actually healthy weight. dats da sad part

perdix 29

Thursday 11 August 2011 1:10

Give us your true height and weight and let us decide. If you have your body fat % and measurements, that will help. Your definition of a "healthy weight" may just be delusional denial.