Miscellaneous: Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat....

By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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By saltinawound - 05/03/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Destructive - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML

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By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By James - 04/10/2024 22:00 - Canada - Laval

Today, I was having a passionate conversation about video games with a friend in our school cafeteria when I leaned back in my chair as I empathized a point. I leaned a little too far, tipped over, and ended up sprawled out on the floor, still trying to finish my point. FML

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Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:11

The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.

greentiger 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:07

Start going to the gym ;)

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JennaMarie420 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:10

What a wonderful friend

thegirluwant 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:15

He, don't feel bad. I only weigh 140 and I broke a couch by sitting on it.

lokrar789 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:18

Hmmmm u break the chairs leg, then feel bad? think about the chair feelings!!!!!!!! And i doubt ur fat. U were just prob. Wereing heavy cloths

xrainbowshadowx 17

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:27

At least she's being honest and not sugarcoating everything in your face and talking about it behind your back. The truth hurts. Although the way you put it, it sounds like she was too brutal with her statement, so FYL.

orangeyellow11 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:28

Why is she your friend if she's calling you fat?

fml_addict13 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:29

That's not a good friend.

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:33

Why are you arguing? Step on a scale and you'll have your answer. I'd think if you are chair-breaking fat, then the determination of whether or not you are fat is not very controversial.

rosaparks14 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:43

Denial much?!?!

Justice264 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:47

Some friend

penguinazul 13

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:56

You can't look at yourself in the mirror and tell that you're fat? I mean I get trying to hide it or being ashamed of it, but I honestly don't see how people "don't know they're fat". How can you not know?

kaykay20 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:34

We see people everyday which such mental issues that make them think they are too fat or too skinny and end up starving or eating to the point it's life threatening. Being teased their whole lives, media, uneducated in what is/isn't healthy, even family can be a factor in why they have these weight issues.

penguinazul 13

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:59

Well, I ask, because I'm overweight -- there's no doubt about that and when I look in the mirror, it's obvious. If you really are overweight, you'd know it.

penguinazul 13

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:44

And I should add that I realize people have distorted views of their own body, but I guess it's just hard for me to understand because I've never really been in the situation.