Intimacy: Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye... - FML

By Username - 09/08/2011 21:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 18:00

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Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML

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By 12yearsoldapparently - 06/07/2015 23:02 - United States - Charleston

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

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Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

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Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

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By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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Kayokku 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:01

You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.

takeapieandrun 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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mikechadlie 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:41

it will probably stay that way

cul8r 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:23

I was a involuntary (male) virgin until 32. That kind of waiting was not the best experience ever (to put it mildly), but you can rest assured that sweet little 19 is not a problem at all. Au contraire, it makes you so much less slutty than so many of the others - which is totally good for you. If you feel peer pressure about this, just move to Europe.

LittlestOne13 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:40

Um.... What do you wanna get preggers? Wait till marriage

Andrea0587 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 14:38

today's society is totally sex driven.... no problem with your situation. at least you don't have to count how many stds you have or which one of the 20 guys is.the baby's daddy. you're doin good.

bitchslapped22 14

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:11

It's ok, same for me

iam_Stef 1

Monday 15 August 2011 2:27

280, the fact that she is 14 doesn't necessarily mean she's completely uneducated about sex. Most people at the age of 14 are aware of what a virgin is and what sexual intercourse is. How about you quit being so judgmental and educate yourself a bit, douchebag.

Mz_Kane 0

Monday 15 August 2011 10:08

Me too. I'm just one year younger tho!

jorge3799 0

Monday 15 August 2011 18:55

That's not bad

joy_nash 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:37

me too OP :S let us both wallow in our fail xO

ltdan1 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:43

Thats your perogitive

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