Intimacy: Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye... - FML

By Username - 09/08/2011 21:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By DabTheFuckOut - 16/09/2016 19:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 18:00

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Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML

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By 12yearsoldapparently - 06/07/2015 23:02 - United States - Charleston

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

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By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

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By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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Kayokku 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:01

You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.

takeapieandrun 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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weeman21 0

Friday 12 August 2011 6:29

Same goes for me, just with a girl instead of guy

OurLadySorrow 3

Friday 12 August 2011 7:18

You're a saint, OP. You're a saint.

countryboy0909 0

Friday 12 August 2011 8:07

Modest is hottest.

sbwaves 0

Friday 12 August 2011 8:29

Hahahaha loser

blackfyre 2

Friday 12 August 2011 16:50

you are special ~

dulcexlove 0

Friday 12 August 2011 18:11

Good job seriously:)

joetazz 4

Friday 12 August 2011 18:40

WTF r u ugly or something

lunalove88 0

Friday 12 August 2011 21:49

It's none of their business anyways! And good for you! I've never understood why it's a bad thing to be a virgin.

Bryceps 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:12

There's no real prob with that. Don't be too hard on urself. You have ur whole life ahead of u. You don't need experience to find ur special someone.

love_me_electric 20

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:00

I'm 18 years old and I was in this exact situation until a few months ago. Now I'm in a relationship with an amazing guy, and we've definitely done more than locked eyes. Don't worry OP, you'll find someone eventually.

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Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML

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Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. Before we finished, we were interrupted by my ex dropping my daughter off with no notice. In my rush to answer the door, I hopped off my boyfriend. The condom came off inside me. After a few minutes of feeling around, I pulled the condom out, and discovered I was on my period. FML

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Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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Today, I made some burritos when a photo frame fell and smashed over my pan. I'm pretty broke so I thought I got all the glass out of the meat and ate some. I reheated the meat for dinner too and well, I found the glass that time... FML

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