Intimacy: Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye... - FML

By Username - 09/08/2011 21:21 - United States

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Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

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Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 23:02 - United States

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Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

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By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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Kayokku 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:01

You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.

takeapieandrun 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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angelbabyg1994 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:44

Yay! I'm not alone! :)

Mistery510 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:44

your life sucks

BiGD3317 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:58

Come on, you expect me to believe that you haven't at least mind f**ked somebody yet lol

derekwb 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:01

Lmfao that sux

ThisRandomChild 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:12

Lol ur a prude. U sound like my sister.

crzyballplayer25 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:14

youll find some1...everyone does

jellyshoes11 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:15

Good for you! I'm a 19 year old virgin and I am damn proud of myself! Keep your head up and wait for the right man, it's better than being labeled a ****/*****.

whiterabbit420 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 14:33

Why are you "proud" to be a virgin, exactly? Keeping your legs shut is not an accomplishment. IMO it's not good or bad to be or not be a virgin. Its just whatever.

bonerlove 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 17:25

Guys like virgins cuz there tight just so you know

Meilin 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:20

I would thumb your comment up many times if I could.

cherrygurl101 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 6:39

No offense... Is it ur choice?

foxmatrix15 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:29

Ur ashamed of being a virgin?? No no no don't be sex can be overrated. Virgins are considered the same as gold jewelry to men be proud just don't wait till ur over 34 u got time.

Acaprice14 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:31

It's okay! There is no reason to rush things op. It'll all pan out.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:44

Don't feel too bad, OP. Being a virgin is okay; it's not something to be ashamed of. Same with not being a virgin. Both have their ups and downs.

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