Intimacy: Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye... - FML

By Username - 09/08/2011 21:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By DabTheFuckOut - 16/09/2016 19:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML

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By 12yearsoldapparently - 06/07/2015 23:02 - United States - Charleston

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

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By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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By thisucks - 28/01/2010 13:59 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I went out on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 23:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

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By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 23:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

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Top comments

Kayokku 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:01

You held EYE CONTACT with him? YOU *****.

takeapieandrun 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:53

Don't worry, there are plenty of people in the same situation. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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hahalaughing 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:29

ohhh my god. im 12 and have gotten wayyyy farther than you. sorry:/

miami_bb6 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:05

Online dating??? Who knows you might just get passed the eye contact on cam lol

TheB0a 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:15

The kind of girl I like.

skizzlerz 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:17

Ouch I hear ya. I'm on the same page there so you've got my support lol

lovexbox 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:23

This really shouldn't be a FML. I love how this chick thinks this is a bad thing. She should be proud.

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:26

Who cares.

jerkheadguy 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:34

yea that is sweet, might not seem like it and skanks might try to make you feel bad but i know i'm not the only one who thinks that's pretty cool :)

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:46

Waiting for sex is a good thing. Alot of my friends in high school were always paranoid about getting pregnant (a few did) and cried everyday cause they were scared to tell their parents. No worries about std's, guys dumping you after you slept with them, or telling everybody how you are in bed...etc Enjoy being free of those worries!

maddie2015 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:49

Save it for marriage(;

icic6772 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:50

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